Yeah, she broke up with me. It was kind of a relief, though, so I wasn't too sad about it.

[He looks up at hearing the next part. Never?] Wait...so you've never kissed anyone, or just...never had a relationship? Because one of those is very easily fixable right now~ [He winks and shoots her with a finger gun, letting himself totally ignore the power dynamic of being her boss.

The last part...well, he doesn't know what to say to that, so ignoring it in favor of cheesy flirting tactics sounds like the best idea.]