He can't help laughing at the jokingly veiled innuendo as the pillow actually knocks him over into the others.

"As much as I enjoy your toast, and I assume you know just how much, it would feel wrong when you look like that." Their mock-married life would have to wait until Alec didn't look so much like a fresh faces whelp who just got out of nappies.

"I might be able to reach the counters, though." He hadn't actually bothered to try. Just laid here in the pillows since all this happened. He hadn't even tried to find fitting clothes.