[Those words right there are the words of a lightweight. Sidurgu has spent many waking hours in a tavern-- he knows the type. And he just has to roll his eyes because of course he's saddled with such a person. Just his luck, isn't it?]

If I wanted to drink for the taste, I would partake of one of the many bottles of actual wine or spiced rum about.

Would have, rather than attempted to deal with that woman and had you enter the situation once more with your rear end first.