Despite the layer of obnoxious ass irony that Bro wrapped the question in, it was a sincere one. He is interested to the nines as to what Dave’s life has been like until now. He can’t express that like a functional fucking adult, since he’s never been that and has never known how.

“I would never cockblock bro,” Bro says flatly. “Guess you had more help getting the job done than early reports thought.”