Man, how does he even begin to explain? The thing with Bro is that Dave is never really sure what kind of answer he expects. A non-answer like the types Bro himself is so fond of? Something witty and scathing? A combination of both?
He doesn't have the energy for this (for reasons that may have to do with the fact that this ghost has been latched onto him for a good while now), so he decides it's best not to overthink it.
"Former coworker, kind of. One of those types who looks like a complete goodie-two-shoes all the way up until she lets her hair down and reveals she's actually a complete sadist whose idea of foreplay probably involves stabbing you like fifty times in a row with the world's tiniest knife."
He's... a little perturbed by the fact that this place seems to have conjured her up for him, but he's not about to let that show.
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He doesn't have the energy for this (for reasons that may have to do with the fact that this ghost has been latched onto him for a good while now), so he decides it's best not to overthink it.
"Former coworker, kind of. One of those types who looks like a complete goodie-two-shoes all the way up until she lets her hair down and reveals she's actually a complete sadist whose idea of foreplay probably involves stabbing you like fifty times in a row with the world's tiniest knife."
He's... a little perturbed by the fact that this place seems to have conjured her up for him, but he's not about to let that show.
"You probably would've liked her."