[Alex just leaned in and whispered in a conspiratorial tone.]

It really wasn't a good suit. It was polyester. I'm pretty sure that if Richard believed in god, it'd be like some sort of cardinal sin.

[The laughter is completely evident in her tone, she can't help it.]

And yeah, of course I saw it. I mean, that's why I bought it! I sort of used it as wrapping paper for his actual present, honestly. My taste isn't really that bad.

[Most of the time.]