"Imagine sex, but standing up and still clothed. That's what passed for dancing." Not that Rhys participated much. Or at all. He was lucky to even get in to a party.

"Before my cousin got married, she used to make me help her practice her waltz. I wasn't very good at it, but she was stuck babysitting me after school," he says fondly. "What about you? Where'd you learn to dance?"